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“Drunk Cigs Don’t Count” — Dad Cap
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“Drunk Cigs Don’t Count” — Dad Cap
$30
ColorLight Blue
Size
One size
Crown height, in 3.12
Diameter, in 6.62 - 7.62
Circumference, in 20.87 - 24.80
Visor length, in 2.91

Lightweight, worn-in vibes meet a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek message. This classic dad cap settles low and soft on the head, the pre-curved Permacurv® visor shading your eyes while the embroidered script—’Drunk cigs don’t count’—adds a sly, late-night humor to casual outfits. The self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you dial in the fit, and small details like eyelets on each panel, a sewn-in label, and a brand sticker on the visor give it that authentic cap feel. Easy to throw on for late shifts, bar runs, or backyard hangs—this cap feels like the one you’ve owned for years the moment you wear it.

Product features

- Unstructured 6-panel body with low-profile, comfortable fit

- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- 100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant 65% polyester/35% cotton)

- Sewn-in label, eyelets on each panel, and brand sticker on the visor

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Orders are made on demand and typically ship in 2–7 business days. Shipping rates calculated at checkout.

All sales are final. Because every order is printed to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges. If anything arrives damaged or defective, email us and we'll make it right.
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